"So a person decides to proactively change their appearance to suit the inner desires and wishes of other men?"

Also... Jenna Marbles.

Q: Why was Helen Keller a bad driver?

I was "cut off" at 17 the day I graduated high school. I haven't gotten a dime from my parents since that day in May. My graduation present, in fact, was luggage. A not-so-subtle hint to GTFO. It sounds like a goddamn blessing to get cut off after college.

Am I the only person who thinks that the dress itself is actually really pretty?

That's why I love chocolate milkshakes more than chocolate ice cream. The milkshake has vanilla ice cream PLUS CHOCOLATE SYRUP, a combination much greater than chocolate ice cream alone.

Thank you for you original and eye-opening addition to the conversation.

I agree with all of your points except one... There are a hell of a lot of period jokes on 30 rock.

I noticed a lot of sunglasses in the video. That might be a good precaution to take.

Turtle brownies. Caramel + walnuts. I think I've said enough.

+1 for Skor Bars. SOOO YUMMY.

I already pre-ordered my tickets for Alamo Drafthouse. IT IS ON.

My first thought was, WTF is a souffle? And my second thought was, that looks similar to the CHOCOLATE LAVA CAKE I got from Dominos, and ate while high, and freaked out over how delicious it was.

You'd think that would be simpler, but I give them "Kay" and they write "Kate".

That would be me, and I appreciate that you conveniently put me into 2 categories to choose from! Let's see, I have a SO and have no interest in stealing yours, so I'm definitely NOT option B, so that leaves option A, raging bitch.

I'm hearting you with the strength of a thousand suns.

You are not alone, I assure you.

Nice word play! HA

Whitney Houston's funeral was not held at a public intersection in broad daylight.

Whitney Houston's funeral was not held at a public intersection in broad daylight.