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tl;dr

House Hunters was on the television in our complex's gym the other night, with volume off.

I have those in purple!

This is actually me at a zoo up in Waco, TX.

"Every life lost to abortion is a tragedy..."

Make it silver.

Not a bad alternative for $22.80

Of the existing comments here, there are 27 total, and 24 of them start with the words "I", "ME", or "MY" within either the first sentence or near the beginning.

"You may have seen Jaiya on Good Morning America, Nightline, The Anderson Show, The Tyra Banks Show, TLC, CNN or Playboy TV"

When bionic-boy brought up the idea of moving in together, I was definitely hesitant, I've always liked living alone. But we compromised and got a 2 bedroom apartment together. The spare room we call my "zen room" so I can go in there when I need to be alone.

Beat me to it.

Is there a scientific backing for the eggs theory? Because I have noticed this too. Usually I drink on Saturday night and I always have bacon/eggs/toast brunch on Sunday, and after eating I feel a million times better.

Get thee to a culinary!

I want to brag a bit here, if you don't mind.

That was the best 1 minute and 4 seconds of my life. And I'm a straight chick.

My video was Ashton Kutcher in another terrible camera ad. Also foul.

In Austin, Ron Paul is the trendy candidate. All the hipsters love him.

I attended a catholic church with my then-boyfriend, what I was told is that if you aren't Catholic you can still get in line and walk up to the priest, but instead of holding your hands out for one of their jesus crackers, you cross your arms across your chest, and the priest will bless your forehead or some nonsense.