Shameless self-promotion. HAMMER'D!!!

As a heterosexual female, I agree heartily with your statement.

I was given a new hair straightener for my boyfriend, and he chose the light pink model.

I bought my boyfriend the Portal coasters for his birthday in November, he LOVES them!!!

My senior year was my first year at that high school and nobody knew who I was.

When I was about 13 I was in love with the Confessions of Georgia Nicholson series. Did anyone else read those?

One of the best compliments I ever received was from a gay friend who told me he loved my eyebrows.

One time when I was drunk I was arguing with my boyfriend, he pulled out his cellphone and recorded our conversation. I was actually very upset, and crying mostly, and he did it to prove that he was right and I was being irrational (OF course, I was trashed and emotional.)

Back in middle school/high school I had a subscription to Teen Vogue.

A wise man does not need the promise of hell to understand the merit of a good deed.

Just this past Halloween they decided to decorate the office by stringing those fake cobwebs from the ceiling and all over the cubicles. I walked down one row of desks and got slapped in the face by a strand of *fake web, and then proceeded to jump backwards roughly 4 feet, wave my arms around like a crazy person and…

I'd heard about blue as well, I read once that red/yellow make you hungry, while blue does the opposite. If you think about it, McDonalds and other fast food use a lot of red/yellow, but how many fast food joints use the main color blue? TRICKY.

She shows up, gets her hair and makeup done by professionalists, talks into a camera for 5 minutes. HUMANITARIAN OF THE YEAR.

I watched the video before I read the article, and I had the same reaction as Whitney J.

It seems like you're getting Up"in"Irons about this, it's not pornographic in any way, I honestly didn't even notice the boobies. Chillax, man.

At the end of that video, I clicked on the related link "Best Cry Ever" with the Guile theme.

I went to the site, and in the category of "Beach" in the column of "Bad aesthetic quality" I found figure 1.

Holy crap I see what you did there...

I read it as Boobles. I think I've found a new word to call my tits. As if I needed another word.

+1 Well said.