Oh I know. It’s getting to the point where I don’t even check Kotaku that much. Which is a shame because Kotaku is one of my favorite game news sites.

And yet this article is basically saying all cops suck and Brooklyn 99 needs to change everything about what makes it great because all cops suck and not a single cop is good. Did I mention that all cops suck and this show should reflect that?

Im gonna go ahead and call it. Cyberpunk is just going to be a bad game. It’s gonna CDPR’s Death Stranding. It will sell well, but ultimately not live up to the ungodly amount of hype it’s generated. Plus since all their other games have been great, this one has to be damn near perfect and I don’t think they can do…

I would say both Fire Emblem games for the GBA were great. The Sacred Stones was a bit cliche, but still pretty great overall.

I didn’t want to finish to either, but that was mostly because of that godawful final chapter(I hated it, not gonna apologize for that). I loved the rest of the game, but the whole whisper/change fate was just stupid to me. 

The elevators were pretty good too. How Cloud almost kills a poor secretary and there is a dude who is on the phone with his mom and gets on the elevators totally oblivious to the fact that Cloud, Barret, and Tifa were about to kill him.

I think if you hit L2 in combat(like to switch to another character), then it removes the minimap. I had a ton of times where, after a battle, I had to cycle back through to the minimap.

Every game has brand new characters. Occasionally characters/events from previous games will be mentioned/show up, but the games are all standalone.

See? I’ve never understood the logic behind shitty review sites like this. You have a game that’s based off a specific source material. Then, you decide to review it. So you let someone who absolutely hates the source material review the game.

Umm, Nathan. You got your details wrong. Mercedes didn’t get blocked after the AMA. That was Antonio. And Antonio chose to visit Karen/Mercedez, which led to him making the vague comment in his video that someone was catfishing.

I’m actually really excited for this game. I played about half of it on the Wii U and loved it, but couldn’t finish because, like you said Fahey, the Wii U controller was just godawful and unweildy that I eventually gave up on the console entirely. The Switch seems like a much better fit for the game, in my opinion.

Ad that is exactly why I love Kotaku. Not every article is some big, massive news update or some big controversy in gaming.

I don’t know about Marianne, but you forgot to add the best part about Bernadette.

Ill admit, curiosity killed the cat on this one and I bought one. Can confirm, it’s basically a cheap, disposable Fleshlight. Wasn’t for me, but hey, to each their own

GNARF!

This is funny because I was JUST talking to my friend yesterday about how much Fire Emblem: Three Houses reminds me of one of my all-time top RPGs, Suikoden III.

When I had first heard they reduced the size of Today’s chest, it did bother me. Not because they were making them smaller(who really cares), but that, in the E3 video, they didn’t look any different from her original character art.

When I had first heard they reduced the size of Today’s chest, it did bother me. Not because they were making them smaller(who really cares), but that they didn’t look any different from her original character art.

I’ve played about 3 or 4 hours on the PS4 and I’ve encountered a game crashing bug twice.

They actually address Cubone wearing the skull of a “dead relative” on its head. Also they talk about how Cubone are always crying because of the dead relative.