I've always found that registering my car helps keep me out of this kind of trouble.

Never go full Rick.

Oh yeah, Sartre! Sorry everyone, we're shutting this blog down because Sartre already happened. It was fun while it lasted.

everybody ate chris. :(

I feel ya! Try using thin stainless steel chain, it's cheaper than silver and you won't need to worry about allergies.

If people are booing you, I wouldn't really consider them fans.

I see, I see. Because slapping hugely inflated reparations on Germany worked out so well for everybody the first time.

I've already texted him to make a big pot of soup. In an hour I will followup with charging advice. Another hour will be "do you have an electric blanket? turn it on NOW"... I think it works really well, particularly considering he's at work, yk, just hangin' around learning how to work on nuclear reactors and stuff.

Yeah, I'm gonna keep right on peeing whenever I have to pee, thank you very much.

I hope he realizes that they only hired because of his ties to Big Sandwich. NBC wants that sweet, sweet Subway advertising money.

Zac Posen was her childhood babysitter and personally designs everything she wears to these things. I can only assume he's getting back at her for being a shitty little kid.

when your SO is your best friend, you talk shit about your SO to your SO. Then you deal with it. Truth.

You should forward her this article. And then three or more corroborating articles. If she fails to respond, show up at her door with helpful printouts of each. Kindly offer to stay with her and read them all out to her. If she says she's otherwise occupied, you can just patiently wait outside her door until she is…

Alison Harvard was robbed I tell you robbed. She was the best model that season.

I'm sure this murder was carried out for the cause of Ethics in Gaming Journalism, in which case it really isn't murder.

That expression is applicable 90% of the time. But if you're living in a zebra park, sometimes you suspect zebras.

I lived in Florida once and my dog got them bad. Apparently FL is the flea capitol of the US. After several weeks of bathing in flea and tick shampoo and giving my dog flea meds every week I just snapped. The following is a step by step analysis on how I conquered the fleas-