This is probably really obvious, but if you find a dog in fresh snow it’s REALLY easy to find their owner. I got a little dog on a full leash back to its elderly owner within minutes by just following its paw prints back the way it came for two blocks.

Yup. My mice have at least one very active fan who likes every picture of them, along with other mouse accounts, yet he doesn't have any posts of his own... Maybe he isn't allowed to have mice and is living vicariously through ours. He always comments asking their names. 

I believe you mean melted.

“WHY!? I have no clue. I can’t figure it out.”

I bet you anything that their response would be that your body is telling you you haven’t eaten enough that day when it does that. Whether that means bigger portions or having a Second Dinner later on in your day, I’m not sure.

If you're talking about therapists there are a lot of online options now that might be helpful. I'm not sure dieticians and nutritionists have made that jump as much yet as mental health pros have, but you might be able to find someone willing to do text or Skype consulting. 

Weirdly enough, I’m totally fine with flights bit this switch flipped in me for roller coasters?

Ugh. I also was disappointed by that line. I’m in the middle of being assessed for medical assistance in dying and it’s.... Not even remotely easy? Like, I was alone with the assessment doctor for over two hours and they specifically ask if you have any financial incentive to seek it, and even with all that the…

Send them to all of us plz

Why is this the first time in my life someone called him Bob, why did it make me stop and think "who is he talking abo- ooooohhh"

I hate sponges and I hate when people think using a sponge gets dishes clean. I use a scratchy brush from the dollar store (2/$1.25) and I switch it monthly on the first of the month. After being a dish brush for a month it becomes a bathroom brush for a month (think grout or bathtub rings), then it becomes trash.…

Yes that is the tv show I was referring to :)

Literally why? My hands get almost burnt trying to stir a pot that’s on the smallest burner at half heat. My pot handle gets untouchable from the heat transferring to it, again at only half heat! There’s so much wasted heat going into my home and hand.

It’s been a long time coming. The reason it was men-only for so long (and I had a very civil but lengthy debate about this many many years ago) is because the draft list is for combat roles only, not for other skilled workers (doctors, etc) that were at that time permitted to be held by women. Once women became…

Honestly, it's not that hard to pretend to be very mentally ill and it's not that hard to pretend not to be.

Adding this to my list of Hard Nope apartment rules, along with “no laundry” and “gas stove” (which I currently have for the first time in my life and despise greatly)

I have a strange condition where I wave my hands uselessly around those sink/soap/flush machines while everyone around me succeeds at their task.

I am no expert, but TV shows told me that heart attack vomit is strange, abnormal looking compared to regular vomit. I forget the description, but basically if it doesn’t look like your lunch, check in with someone.

I found after over ten years of horrible cramps that the one that works is naproxen. My mother is “allergic” to anything but Tylenol, so I can blame her for the first five untreated years and the extra 5 on not realizing there were more pain OTC ingredients than acetomenophen (Tylenol) and ibuprofen (Advil).

I would volunteer myself as maid and caretaker to this kitty. Of course, I'd need a stipend to ensure she lives in a home befitting her!