I can see a world where they designed it on the beige shoe and wanted to make it in different colours because it means a bigger market for them. I wonder how many of her shoes come in black + another colour, but also don't care enough to look at Katy Perry branded shoes.

Wait a few extra days and go to a bulk store, to celebrate 75-90% off cinnamon hearts day! You can get a whole year's supply for two bucks.

I mean at that point just make it a long weekend, why split them apart by a month!

Ah. I was twelve the first time I had to be knocked out, my grandmother tells me I hit a nurse. I believe it. It was after the sedating pill and liquid, but before the IV that you, as far as I know, cannot wake up by accident during. It’s also literally over a thousand dollars just for the sedation which is why I’ve…

I’m fairly sure I got spiked ON MY BIRTHDAY by a person who invited me out FOR MY BIRTHDAY. Luckily my body fights off sedatives like a MFer but I did go home and immediately fall asleep hard.

Oh it’s much worse than that, not only do I touch my puppy, but I touch my cat too! Without bleaching my hands between them!

Anyone who is saying women are having abortions “for no reason” or “on a whim” or “moments before birth” is pretty much saying that though. 

They’re all around us, apparently. As far as I know he didn’t create any, but then again as far as I knew for years....

Except you can’t actually force most people to put a child up for adoption. You can present the option, but someone who wants to hurt children for fun isn’t gonna give away the freebie. 

“his all-girls middle school” threw me so hard! Was definitely picturing a student. I figured it out, but wow that was a ride.

Here’s a fun story for you.

I mean, I'm touching this puppy a hundred or more times before I touch anything else. It's a little silly to act like each touch is a danger. I haven't touched anything but my phone in over an hour! It's not getting new exciting bacteria on it from that same thumb hitting it each time.

Luckily there is a legal process by which a person may change their name. Hopefully that is offered to her sooner rather than later. 

One of my biggest fears is that if I become a mother, one day I will be told exactly that. Having been through it as the child, and knowing my life so far, I know that I can never truly trust my own opinion of any man.

That article and the rumors at that point about Hayden were the first thing I thought of when I saw this article. That is wild that I've been reading this site for over 7 years.

That’s excessive. They'll just close your account, as long as you're not earning very much. If you're getting up past a hundred bucks they might care more than that.

*Somebody* watched The Leftovers and got some ideas.

And anyone who believes these women want to harm babies thinks the best way to deal with that is to.... Force them to give birth to their baby and have that baby in their care? Uh, what? Somehow they’ll magically stop being baby killers and become loving mothers due to the magic of childbirth?

To be fair I pretty much never leave the house, so if anyone was up there they’d have died by now waiting for the house to be empty to sneak out.

I was so sure that was going to happen in my current home, because it’s a townhouse with a spooky little attic access except not a real attic, and since there’s no lock my brain just went right to Stranger Danger Attic.