It was a very windy day, I honestly don’t think it could’ve been avoided. The little ash clump went in a big swoop, first away and then directly into my mouth. I've never smoked at all, not even to "try", so it was a very big surprise.

How awful would it be if I were to ignore all the political information here and just say, wow that’s a cute pudgy little baby Hitler?

Yeah most people just put a colander under them when they use the toilet? To catch it?

A friend’s cigarette ashes once blew in the wind directly into my talking, non-smoking-ever mouth.

So when I was nine years old, I begged for those milky pastel gel pens. It was 2000 exactly, and those pens were not nostalgic, they were brand new and all the kids in school had them. Finally, after months of hints, wishes and whines, I received a gift of pogs (with pog shaped bubble gum, I distinctly remember that,)…

Distinct swimming pool vibes, depending on the dick of course.

Oh, I assumed Vogue took the photo or set up the photo shoot, since that’s kinda their thing. But the interviewer, photographer, and editor may not have had any contact with each other about this exact person so I can see the many places a mix-up could happen.

I’m just curious whether they spoke to the Noor they intended to speak to. If the interview questions related to her work, then they had the correct Noor. I’m picturing them reaching out on a place like Twitter or Instagram, where not every account has a visible last name. If you’ve never heard a first name before,…

And those girls didn’t even have the same first name.

10/10 would do that also.

I buy the 200mL tetra packs (juice box) and cut each one open and squeeze it into my glass, because the other containers have a slightly different mix of flavor that is either too weak or too bitter.

You’re a hero and an inspiration

I found them on Etsy by searching for Teething necklaces, so I guess they have two names. They often are made with big silicone and wood beads and advertised as good and safe for chewing. But some have photos of infants nursing while holding the beads so they work for both purposes.

If you want to focus only on serving your fellow humans, volunteer. It's a job, if it stops paying most people will stop wanting to do it.

Am I stupid or is everyone else stupid? Because I always thought teething necklace went on the mom, for the baby to play with and chew while being held. Because they like to tug on necklaces already, why not wear one meant to be in their hands/mouth.

It’s slimy. If I want liquid cheese I’ll make a cheese sauce.

You have8 dogs?!?

Honestly your feelings on this are equivalent to a vegan getting mad at the McDonald’s employee taking orders. They’re not the person you need to be taking up your issues with, they have rent to pay and they didn’t invent the thing you’re mad at.

Um...I don’t understand the question.

I wouldn’t shake this because I don’t want to steal any bubbles, but anyone reading this article on fancy non alcoholic drinks would probably enjoy putting a splash of grenadine, 1 part Five Alive, and then 2 parts gingerale into a glass and drinking it.