At McDonald’s, I used to refer to myself as a “cheerfulness robot” because that’s what it is y’all. It’s forced and you cannot tell the difference. I promise.

Actually a lot of people prefer to board last. I'm pretty sure it won't be any more of a problem than it is now. I never see them turn anyone away.

Parents of young children don't pay extra for it either. It's not really breaking the rules if they're changing the rules.

Well yeah I googled it. It's nowhere near me and the idea of trying to buy a bra online... I'd be buying and returning 4 different sizes at least. Sounds awful, and a way bigger hassle than just going where I already said I go.

Never seen it.

Is it awful that I love the zoo and would hella do that?

They did sandwich cakes on this season of Canada’s version of the great British bake off, and one of the girls got good reviews on her sandwich cake. They cut away to her interview: “The judges liked my abomination, yay”

They’re the only bras that fit me properly. Here in Canada the main options are VS and lasenza. Lasenzas’s cups make me feel like a mutant, by being simultaneously WAY too small and at the same time way too big (super long cups I can never fill, with a teeny tiny underwire footprint about half my boob ends up in, the…

I mean, they're just getting in a plane before other people. What exactly are you worried will happen if people do abuse it? 

Technically almond milk IS water... With a suspension of almond particles. 

Coconut is a mammal in that it has fur and gives milk. Thus, still milk. Science.

I mean... Ragdolls, Persians, and the wild little Bengals to give you a starter list on $1,000+ cats.

It’s the kid from Jamaica. I don’t think his future wife is going to have the capacity to deal with his eventual breakdown when it really hits him that something was done TO him, not with him.

Could be! I don’t pay much attention to the specifics of the countries/cities, so much as describe the couples by their identifying dumbness.

Best show ever, but I’m furious at the screen constantly. The new woman who is supposedly a 29 year old medical doctor saying her parents will “make” her go back to the Philippines if her new husband isn’t rich enough?

Fortunately that's not how health inspections work. You can't be shut down or penalized for things customers are doing, because staff and owner have literally no control over what customers do. 

Someone got genuinely mad at me for not telling a random person (her sister, who I obviously had never met) whether she was working. I tried to explain it to her as a safety thing and her naive teen response was “oh, I don’t live the kind of life where a bad person would be looking for me”

You’re missing the best option: frying pan.

Um, sarcasm or?

Yeah but “Look at me” is really old creepypasta and honestly shouldn't have been included because it's blatantly fake. It's been around for over ten years.