My income is zero dollars, bare minimum insurance is $150 monthly, covers a maximum of $500 per year of chiropractic services. My chiropractor suggests twice weekly sessions at $50, so within 5 weeks I would cease to receive treatment. That money would have to be stolen from another human being in order to pay an…

So you actually think $400/month for a disabled unemployed person plus the risk of a broken bone or spine (plus the reality of zero pain relief unless I continue and spend over 700, I’ve never reached the point where there is an actual benefit from a chiropractor because if I’m worse every time I see you and I’m going…

Pain medications cost less than $20 a month, and the recommended weekly or twice weekly chiropractic sessions would cost hundreds. You’re not competing with opioids, on most people’s scale.

Listen, I’m not a chef. Just put a tablespoon of it in Kraft Mac n cheese. Don’t question it, just add it. And some extra cheese, cheddar or goat or cream cheese, whatever.

I can breed mice to feed to the cat? The dog honestly can probably fend for himself. He’s very street smart.

Yes, jurisdictions in general are bullshit. I’ve been told to fly myself to BC from NB if I wanted to report a crime that occurred in BC. They would not take my report in NB. I was also told that the perpetrator would only be arrested if they were found in BC and that nothing would ever come of it if they continued to…

Oh my god I almost forgot that I could use a litter box! That’s fair, that’s fair. Ok yeah I’ll take a litter box over some of these.

These kids should combine their school’s bad efforts at protecting them from violence with society’s bad efforts at stopping teen sex from happening and just put printouts of really unpleasant genitals in their bags. Like the sex ed diseased ones. Oh, sorry principal, where should I be keeping my health class…

Don’t be silly. We sit the kitten on a sunny windowsill as bait, then when someone comes to eat the kitten, we eat the person! Because they must be a monster if they want to eat my sweet baby cat. Cats on the loose, maybe, but not cats in loving homes.

Does “free bleeding” ban shoving a washcloth in undies? Do we have to be fully nude on the bottom? Or can we wear a swimsuit and two pairs of leggings and call it a day?

It’s just a few days a month. Bring a towel everywhere you go, I guess, cause nobody’s eating my kitten.

Postmates is when a wealthy person uses an app to pay someone less than minimum wage to go buy things for them because they don’t feel like leaving their rich people house. It’s like delivery pizza, but for every store in driving distance from you.

Since Bill already gives away vast amounts of his money (what was that news a few years ago, something like 90%+ to charity pact between some ultrawealthy?) I’m pretty sure he wouldn’t be mad if there was a law stating that anything over 10 million is required to have a percent donated to a charity. Whether that’s 5%…

Well there’s no verification process. Is it not letting you log in to your old account because of the switchover? Invent information for a new PC plus account, make an email so you can confirm it but just fabricate a date of birth etc. Then even if it gets hacked.... Whatever are they going to do with an imaginary…

Yeah, I’m in Canada so... I’ve never really heard of low cost microchips being offered to anyone except official rescues. Even low cost spays only happen at certain times of the year everywhere I’ve lived, and without a car it was never an option to get over to whatever single location per huge city. The regular vets…

I think it’s fair to say that most people who smoke cigarettes are not likely to go to the black market. My grandpa, for example, wouldn’t start going to dealers for cigarettes. Some would, for sure.

Well you can make alcohol from pretty much anything. Wheat, potatoes, fruit.

Well that escalated quickly.

Porter airlines charges $50+tx. Air Canada was about $30-40 7 years ago.

I’m not willing to risk wasting ice cream, I’ll just pretend to agree. But cinnamon, though. I’ve stirred cinnamon in to very crappy vanilla ice cream and felt like a glamorous queen with fresh custom treats.