sound very smart whilst simultaneously utterly failing to grasp the brief.

Yeah. I’ll be different and say I enjoyed the hell out of reading this review. Frankly, from what I have heard about the film, this review captures the tone and content of its subject far better than any AVC piece since Dowd was still writing here. It’s hella more entertaining than the soulless recaps I’ve resigned…

Was going to pile on but I’ve lately been trying to put out less negativity. Jason, my man, you need a better editor though for real. GODBLESS.

This meandering essay does not resemble a movie review.

Look, I’m glad they let you out the house to watch a movie, and that it had an impact on you, but I’m the head editor for a content writing agency in real life, and I swear, if an article like this crossed my desk it’d go straight to another writer to rewrite.

I have never known less about a movie after reading a review than I have about this movie after reading this review.

It’s like everything and nothing man...

Based on the review, I can say for certain it’s a movie.

hope it does well but feels like there is little demand for this show after all this time.

What about Bass Reeves, which I think is another spin-off? I've heard good things. The real life Reeves was a fascinating figure, so I'm curious.

My mom loves Yellowstone.  I’ve never seen even 5 minutes of it, but somehow she roped me into seeing 1883 (good but depressing AF) and 1923 (really good).

I never found Yellowstone that great. In fact, both its spinoffs are weirdly far superior.

Yeah, well, I’ll make my own Western! With blackjack! And hookers!

Last week, when Ann (Mindy Cohn) woke from her coma,

Hmm, when I go to Apple TV+, Sugar is the number one (and it was for weeks now).

I once took a course which used that to help introduce the Exeter Elegies, which contains the lines it’s based on.

I didn’t realise he was the son of the miners - the classic 1970s English artistic upbringing.

Shirley Valentine’s husband for the win!

Where is the horse and the rider?