Best part about this is that the Knicks are going to resign Derrick Rose, keep Carmelo Anthony, have a zen-master-less Porzingis, and still only win 30 games. I hate this team.

There’s really nothing remarkable here. Lots of athletes take time out of their schedule to visit retarded children.

Mr. Met is beyond middle fingers now

Not even close. Tanaka lost a no hitter and the game in a way more infuriating fashion when he got shelled for six runs in the first inning against the Astros, last month.

The friction goes all the way back to the beginning, when Mike thought his name should be first.

Call me old fashioned, but I don’t see the need to have boobs in the booth.

And Mowins is expected to wear steel toed boots.

Well that’s different. Usually the biggest boob you see at a Marlins game is Jeffrey Loria.

Do them when you are young. The shit that you accumulate in your brain as you get older makes for a bad trip.

Margot’s not a catcher, he’s an outfielder. Nor is this Bethancourt’s major league debut, either as a pitcher or a player.

Hold out for a better deal. They should pay you much more than $39 to see 11 April White Sox games.

Also love the completely random guy in the NY Rangers jersey.

Spotted late last nite during the Dunedin Highlanders v Auckland Blues rugby match from Auckland’s Eden Park:

Because he’s one of the five best catchers of all-time?

Well deserved. A great Yankee.

My favorite Eli face: