He should feel lucky he’s in consideration given his dreadful offensive numbers

I’m biracial, with family in Appalachia. My aunt, a wonderful woman, has definitely let “nigger” slip around me. Because she’s a racist. She’s very nice to me. I bet she’s very nice to individual niggers African-Americans she comes across.

My grandfather was a good-ole-boy, and used to help Bobby with recruiting in South Florida back in the 1980s. He’d be tasked with taking out a young black kid, buying him a bunch of clothes, shoes, and groceries for the family, helping solve any money problems the family had, that sort of thing.

The sheer sexual thrill of breaking open a long peanut shell and seeing 3 full grown peanuts inside is reason enough for shelled peanuts being better than unshelled.

I don’t know anything about his other policies, but good for him!

Eli, sadly, was not invited

You think that’s awkward? You should have seen the rookie who asked Rex Ryan about footing the bill.

Meriweather: Mr. Belichick, the bartender was hoping he could get paid now.

Trainers knew Petty was concussed when they asked him where Ryan Fitzpatrick went to college and he didn’t know the answer.

For real. I’m not sure I can think of a more articulate, more thoughtful, better person in the public eye than Steve.

Kerr 2020

He got concussed while scrambling for a 3-9 team, that was down 24-3, on a play that didn’t even count.

Steve Kerr is pure class. Always has been.

They’ve been around since October. His foundation to fight Leukemia has been selling them. https://www.500level.com/collections/sagerstrong

This is so amazing. The Jeff Fisheriest thing that could ever happen...

This was an especially emotional game for players and students of Army and Navy when you consider most of them are going to be killed in a nuclear war soon.

My guess is he has his aides hold up poster board with the name of the country that he’s talking about so he doesn’t forget.

Those are interpreter notes given to the Pakistani PM, not direct words from Trump...

The point is that it isn’t poorly edited or translated or re-edited. This is how the next president talks.

Dollars to donuts this is the exact same conversation he’s had w/ every world leader he’s talked to. My guess is he has his aides hold up poster board with the name of the country that he’s talking about so he doesn’t forget.