Considering the cabinet he’s bringing with him, I expected a clown car.

I’d go with “Six Flags on a Tuesday”.

Even the Minnesota State Fair got the Backstreet Boys

This lineup is basically “imagine the shittiest state fair you can think of, then think of the bands/acts they’d have on Friday/Saturday”. Sweet Jesus.

Either “man, how crazy do you have to be that even Trump won’t let you play?” Or “man, how crazy do you have to be that even Ted Nugent won’t play for you?”

Canada doesn’t exist bro. Haven’t you heard?

It’s going to be the best event ever. Very classy

I came here to post this. The responses to his Twitter are magic. Lots of people correcting him, and lots of people posting videos of Train performances.

Anyone heard from Ted Nugent yet???

“...you can’t support the troops and be for national health care; that’s illegal in this country.”

Me reacting to every name on this list:

Dave Lozo is my hero.

This needs more Tsars.

For the right price, I could sell you a print of your wife peeing on it.

I have yet to see any evidence proving that Donald Trump has never killed a hooker.

In the great hotel room
There was a telephone
And the fake news
And a picture of –
A callgirl giving him a full moon

Among Ladies of the Evening, this phenomenon is referred to as a pissious cycle.

I wonder if I swap this out tonight with the original if my two-year old will notice.

That illustration is a work of art. I’d love to buy a print and video tape my wife peeing on it.