Albeit a shitload of it.

"Our lead-in is puppets making prank phone calls!"

Those two sentiments need to be on separate pages to bump your click counts.

"Walk and choose bubble gum."

At a former employer, we had an out-of-town salesman who was Mormon. Any time he'd visit the main office, we'd speculate as to what his reaction would be if someone hauled off and punched him for no reason whatsoever. We figured a hurt expression and an exclamation of "Gosh!" would be the most we could expect. We…

*you're*

Supposedly, it was impossible to make 20K Leagues ADA compliant.

As compared to the comics? Yeah.

Played golf, did shots, smoked a fatty, and went to a Carlin concert. The marriage didn't last, but those memories did!

"That Sandra Bullock sure looks approachable!"

Snyder's understanding of Watchmen can be summed up as "Let's give Dr. Manhattan a huge dick." As if I wasn't already intimidated enough by the telekinesis.

I'm wearing one now!

"What if Oliver Stone had thought that way?"

And the Vegas doctor who loved her so much he tightened her up surgically.

God, I love that movie.

Carlson trying to puzzle out 'Dogs,' by Pink Floyd was always a favorite moment.

Except for Jay McInerney, of course, who's doing some FASCINATING work in wine journalism.

As an amateur astrophotographer, I've always been partial to this one.

"Your hero had feet of clay, Charlie Brown?"

Lucy's critique: "As a writer, it's very important to use exactly the right words. Are you sure 'suddenly' is the right word here?"