"I take mine black, and tepid. That OK?"

And yet in the midst of all that, he found time for proper nail care.

Paxton = Ax in (chest). See 'Frailty'

How does Robbie Robertson get a pass for The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down?

The CBF wasn't quite the same instant symbol of hate in 1973 that it is now, although admittedly my only piece of supporting evidence is that Young didn't even mention it in Southern Man or Alabama, and it wasn't like he was pulling punches.

The vodka's just OK, but with the right drill bit, the bottle makes an amazing bong.

Yeah well…I also cook.

No, I don't think I'll ever be over Macho Grande.

"Your husband ain't dead, lady. He's hiding."

Did Mom explain the "straighten out my Longfellow" joke to you?

"Your hero had feed of clay, Charlie Brown?"