Their Washington sections are consistently hilarious. Usually the high point of the book

He looks like a hobo with that bucket hat

That’s one paragraph from an 8 page writeup and it’s actually not the whole paragraph. There’s four sentences preceding that one. The paragraph starts: “The major change comes on the sidelines. Pittsburgh fired offensive coordinator Todd Haley...”

The format for each team section is usually an explanation of why the…

What a piece of shit.

I don’t agree with this stance but the line of thinking is nobody wants a media circus for a backup or third string QB

He doesn't have voice command on his remote? Just say "golf". Boom. Done

My high school Geometry teacher, the tomato-faced prick, was on Family Double Dare and broke Marc Summers nose celebrating the final obstacle course win. Every year he would show his class the tape

And was there any rush to get a Gurley deal done?

They’re clearly in “win now” mode and are forgetting the most important player

What has stopped/is stopping the players from collectively bargaining for guaranteed contracts?

Ryan Madson?

How did that tour with him and Jay Z fall apart? Did Jay Z know he was molesting kids?

No, the fuck, he didn’t. He couched it with,“could be other people also. A lot of people out there.”. Fix your headline. Also, if he really mispoke, he wouldn’t have tried to run interference by mentioning the cockamamie, farcical DNC server conspiracy theory.

You’re better than this.

This guy can’t pull free trim? Also, it’s not that hard to hire escort/porn stars. What a dumbfuck

McCoy was traded because he was overpayed. The character issue stuff was DeSean

Are they allowed to build a sign that says, “Scumbag” with an arrow pointing to the Richardson statue?

I’m telling ya: him, Howard, and D Rose are gonna end up on a team together

Kobe was 147 years old at the time

Nothing wrong with signing a Howard or Melo as long as it's for less than 10 mil. This is a fine signing

Worth it just for the name “Cassanova Frankenstein”. Get’s me every time. It’s like something from a Kool Keith album, like “Chewbacca Isosceles”.

Man, forget a “Big 3" in the West. Come to Philly and have a “Big 4" in the East (Embiid, LeBron, Leonard, and Simmons). Then scour the Sonny Hill League to fill out the rest of the roster