Here’s the actual(and accurate) quote from Tyson

Think the NBA will force a new GM...er, advisor on them?

Scrolling through, I thought this was a Key & Peele character

Your take ignores the stakes

Aw, man. Guess I’ll pop in my ‘08 World Series DVD tonight.

One of my favorite parts is when Jimmy confronts Pat Burrell, who had been slumping something awful, in the dugout and says something like,”When is Pat gonna show up? We’re all here! Where’s Pat at?” Burrell promptly hit a double that ended up being the…

Fucking goosebumps, man. Goddamn, I remember watching this live

Would you even need to drug someone that was drinking until 4:30 in the morning?

Just once I would like for a city to pull a Michael Corleone to Senator Geary

Nerlens Noel is a replacement player. They easily replaced him with Richaun Holmes

Counterpoint: Yes he can

One pot whateverthefuck...and a knife, cutting board, bowl(s), serving dish, spatula, etc...

Nah, his reflexes just went. Jones relied on being physically superior to his opponents. As soon as that slipped, so did he. It’s why a fighter like Hopkins, who relied on technique, was able to maintain much longer

Yeah but Jacobs kinda fought the perfect fight and still got knocked down and lost. There were a few moments he was in danger of losing control during the fight(kudos to his corner for the gameplan and keeping him focused). Afterwards, he said GGG didn’t really hit hard(weird considering the knockdown and state of his…

I think Jacobs goes into a rematch overconfident, tries to trade more, and gets KO’d

He’s this year’s Chase Daniel. They could’ve gotten the real Chase Daniel for a fraction of the cost

The original team is on the hook for any outstanding bonus money just like if they cut him

I would like to see Thurman move on the winner of Spence vs Brook and Danny face the winner of Porter vs Berto

The funny thing is they should actually resign him

So...Marshall is gonna sign with the Patriots, right?