People think she has a “hostile” face?! Viola Davis has a face like the sun shining through parted clouds, and I will fight anyone who says otherwise.

It’s amazing that Hopkins made some of the catches he did with the coverage he was getting and given how the o-line just basically stepped out of the way to let the Pats put tremendous pressure on Osweiler the entire game.

“Of course I know what Syria is. My favorite is Lucky Charms.”

This isn’t a gif I just throw around, either

I want to seeeeee itttttt!

kind of like a bunch of cats fighting, off in the distance

I just

Why didn’t I listen to you, Ashley? Why? My 6s has been overheating ever since the update. It’s been sitting unused on the charger for about an hour and I just picked it up and it’s HOT.

Cosigned.

“In closing, my fellow Americans, let me say the following: Circle circle dot dot, now I’ve got my cooties shot. Circle circle knife knife, now I’ve got my shot for life. Vote for someone with lifetime cooties immunity. Vote for me. Thank you.”

You guys are doing the Lord’s work here.

Basketball is his default setting.

Oh my G-D look at that face and that floof! Todd is such a perfect name for that level of floofiness. It took years but it seems that I’ve finally found something that I like about Justin Bieber. His dog.

And from such a reasonable person. With such great hair.

He would never. “I was being sarcastic. Don’t you get sarcasm?” is his escape hatch for whenever he gets too much blowback for saying something terrible.

Thank you for watching today’s episode of Real Life or Mockumentary? Fashion Edition.

I fully support this idea

So reasonably priced! Buy me that, Abbi!

Is that the standard now? Not actual correctness, but whether “many people” think something is correct? Because if so, the moon landing was faked and irregardless is a word.

“Ah ha! Just going to ask me that question without even specifying which Leppo you’re referring to, eh? Can’t fool me, drive-by media.”