Cancer is the worst. I hope her girlfriend recovers and they have a long and happy life together.

As if I don’t already have enough difficulty separating her in my mind from her Best In Show character, now she’s going around with a fluffy dog in tow.

Boooo! He was my #1 overall but of course I got the 10th pick. I’m sad on his behalf that you didn’t pick him.

I'm sad I didn't draft him in my fantasy football league. (A) don't judge me and (B) I'll get him in a trade.

D:

How?!

I feel bad that OBJ was dragged into all of Lena Dunham’s unnecessary drama. He really seems like a sweet dude who just wants to live his life and enjoy his Instagram.

Is that real?! Also, it's a hallmark of the weirdness of this election cycle that I genuinely cannot tell whether that's real or not.

Agree. My brain is having trouble processing that font outside the context of a Geocities website.

I’m happy that they took away the headphone jack. Now I won’t be tempted to upgrade because my 6s is objectively superior.