You’re right.

I’ve been a Jags fan since the expansion. It’s been a painful decade.

Del Rio had a couple of playoff years. Coughlin was nothing short of magical. We stupidly cut him loose when we didn’t make the playoffs 2 years in a row (which was not his fault so much as the fault of salary caps). He went on to coach for the Giants and... yeah.

I remember those days well. The Jags were the first expansion team in NFL history to make the playoffs 4 out of the first 5 years. (Two of those years the Jags made it all the way to the AFC championship).

shana tova guyz!!

I approve. I’m a sucker for lasers tho.

Whoa. Vanilla Ice. You ok, buddy?

snort

Can it though

*screaming*

And who is Prince Prettyman? So many questions.

Could be worse. I heard that a lot of people are getting salmon. SALMON. Look out dementors, comin at ya with dill and capers!

I got a hedgehog! I think that’s pretty spot on. I am adorable and a little prickly and like to sleep curled up in a ball.

Too tiny for even the tiniest dog.

Isn’t the entire point of Tevas that they are to be worn with distressed cargo shorts and some manner of sustainably made t-shirt while swilling out of a Nalgene covered in stickers? Or is my understanding skewed by the fact that I went to a women’s college?

Typically, people don’t serve food on their feet, so I’d question this analogy. I don’t know your life, though.

Perhaps the more deciding factor in this analysis would be whether people have dry skin as opposed to leg hair. If I wash my legs, I’m basically committing to using up an entire bottle of body lotion to restore them to somewhere near human as opposed to crocodilian.

+1 for logic, -5000 for use of the word “moist”