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Or Ninotchka. More Lubitsch, goddamnit!

Actually, I can see him being one of those men who kind of fall in love with almost every woman they meet. A modern day Lord Krishna type. Too much love to give!

Jessica is the MVP of the show, but Louis is awesome as well. He's funny but also weird and so gosh darn sweet! Randall Park really makes it work.

Emery is so adorable.
Also, what made me laugh super hard : Jessica holding her hands together like a choirgirl instead of resting them on Louis's hands when Emery is taking a picture of them.
Never change, Jessica.

Which reminds me, I kinda miss Ivan.

The AAAOO scenes were AMAZING. The Indian lady who looked like she couldn't muster up any joy if her life depended on it and the over zealous white people made me laugh pretty hard.

As a South Asian in the Deep South, I felt their pain too. The only other South Asian I see regularly is the Sri Lankan pharmacist 20 minutes away from my office. That's where I get my stuff even though there's a pharmacy right next to my house. Our conversations start full of maniacal joy and quickly spiral into

Also Alba is GOAT

I loved that they worked in a delicious little dig at the movie Stonewall into the Time Travel telenovela. Rogelio remains awesome. Still patiently awaiting a Mohelio Reunion.

Colombiana with Zoe Saldana, the Fast & The Furious Franchise all did great in Asia. Hell, After Earth tanked here but was huge in China.
I feel like the blame (mostly) lies on the Hollywood executives who decide what to release internationally and how to market it. Like, there are so many asians who've never seen a

I don't think that old half Indian actress should count though, she was white passing and kept her heritage hidden until she was on her deathbed. This is something I was talking about with a friend - do nominations for white passing PoC who are playing a white character count as ~diverse~

Gandhi sucked though. A movie about a man who was probably the face of British Colonialism directed by a white British dude and deliberate semi-racist misinterpretations of history. Gandhi should be put in the same category as The Help, Crash,Slumdog - shitty movies that scored big due to their ability to make the

She's 1/8th filipina, so…you know

Luisa finally having a romantic connection with a mentally stable person? I never thought I'd live to see the day!

Meh, the Rickman/Thompson plotline was the best part of the movie, as well as Rowan Atkinson, who is glorious as always. Everything else is pretty mediocre.

I once ran into him at a bodega and I literally gasped and almost touched his face. He was very nice about it though!

I think that was "I'll cut your dick off and stick it on your head so you'll look like a limp dick unicorn"
Can't believe that movie lost to The Martian for Best Comedy.

Emma Thompson crying in the room with "Both Sides Now" in the background before composing herself and heading back out was hands down the best scene of the movie.

JOHN CHO squeeeee