GTFOH. Firing Tim Beckman didn’t damage Illini football. A dead horse doesn’t get any deader when you shoot it.

EXCUSE ME CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH GETS A B? EXPLAIN URSELF KEVIN

“Why not an axe?”

Let me play the devil’s advocate here.

The joke is the proliferation of increasing silly Dick Wolf Chicago TV shows, the fact that Second City produced so damn many SNL stars, and the impenetrability of improv terminology? None of which is the point of Don’t Think Twice? Like literally the only similarity in concept is the word “improv.”

I hope a bucket of paint falls off a ladder and lands upside-down on your head and gets stuck there and you stumble around with a paint-bucket on your head and crash into a ladder and fall down a manhole.

It’s like Calvinball but without the variable rules.

No, if you don’t want to see other people’s home decorations, YOU go live out in the middle of buttfuck nowhere. If you want to live next to people, be respectful.

“Video of Courtney Roland inside ambulance shortly after she was found in Galleria.”

I’m having trouble coming to terms with how cool this is.

Glad I’m not the only one who thought this..

Part of me thinks this ‘health matter’ could just be a cover for Singer laying low ahead of even more damning harassment/assault allegations.

Bradley Whitford is one of the good ones. In fact, he’d have voted for Obama for a third time if possible.

To put it more compactly: if you change Obamacare’s name to Trumpcare but leave the rest of the program exactly the same, Trump’s poorly informed, cult of personality supporters will immediately reverse course and declare it the best thing ever.

In the Kinja justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the cops, who ask for the charges; and the commenters, who debate whether or not they are warranted. These are their stories.

Toons in Chicago, on Southport?

Spread the fuckin Red.

Weslyan is stupid. - ISU Student.

So you expected the entire government and all government workers to immediately quit? Fuck all the programs, jobs, and millions of people they help—just quit and let it all burn down. That certainly is a road that some people in some positions can take, but not everyone. Stop acting like these people are at all some…

Posted this yesterday on the giz article.