Come on. Can we decide that something is annoying, without it becoming a prejudiced comment about someone’s gender? Man or woman, that screech is downright annoying, and she’s doing it for half of the entire game.

Don’t romanticize this too much. There’s a big chance she can still hear Jared Kushner’s voice. 

Totally agree. Plus the fuckers took my Wrigleyville Taco Bell away from me! 

Wholeheartedly agree with everything you say. No complaints about the ballpark renovations but the neighborhood around Clark and Addison is starting to look like that tacky Rosemont entertainment mall. All the character of the old neighborhood is gone. Nisei and G-Man are the last two good bars around Wrigley. The Pian…

I quite like most of the renovations to the actual field, but the restaurants that are opening near there now just feel weird.  I’m sort of interested to see if any of them last very long. I’ll just continue to visit Nisei and G-man and put my restaurant dollars elsewhere.

Reins, not reigns! This will help you all remember: rein=horses, reign=ruler, uncomfortable Venn diagram intersection=Catherine the Great.

something special about sex that makes it different than, say, carpentry or waitressing.

Sex worker here. A college education and sex work are most definitely not mutually exclusive. In fact, I would not have been able to afford grad school (or undergrad) had it not been for sex work. If you’re interested in reading more about the ways in which sex work can be separated from oppression, the website…

On the contrary that's ABSOLUTELY judgmental. 

Yes, my mistake. Clearly, you have a great answer for the points I raised, and I’m so glad you explained it so clearly. I don’t know why I ever thought that you were being judgmental about women whose sexuality doesn’t conform to your personal standards! Thanks.

Got it! You support the right of women to make their own sexual choices and to have full bodily autonomy... so long as they’re the choices you agree with. SO FEMINIST.

“Yeah, I get the girl is dressed in yellow and said ‘Hello, come sit next to me you fine fellow,’ but you don’t need to run over there without a second to lose. That’s just not busting a move.”

“A Khalil Mack is a Khalil Mack, but those two first round picks could be anything! They could even be a Khalil Mack, and you know how much we’ve wanted one of those!”

We all know communism was just a red herring.

Was confused by the Blockbuster cameo, but then just realized it’s their way to date the film to the 90s. RIP my youth.

Several of the reviews seem to be saying these may be knock-offs, complaining of varying levels of quality and construction. Buyer beware.

Several of the reviews seem to be saying these may be knock-offs, complaining of varying levels of quality and…

“Dave’s not here, man”

There’s something faintly unsettling about this article. The aimless circuitous directory is Twilight Zone-ish, and I kept expecting Walker to pay a visit to the club only to learn that it closed down in 1972.

“Why can’t my dog sit just outside the restaurant patio?”

Hell yeah! Way to take it to ‘em! Stupid sports website!