Putting a hand over your heart isn’t even required protocol for the anthem for civilians.

It’s not because you’re white. It’s because that’s quite possibly the weakest attempt at protest I’ve ever heard of. No one said anything because they didn’t even know you were protesting.

Julianne is either continuously trolling us or she needs her recap card revoked, besause every GOT recap usually has at minimum 100 words dedicated to an obviously false plot point. Maybe instead of researching the melting point of gold, she could rewatch the episode and listen to the dialogue?

Has the GM of a bottom 3 team ever won GM of the year before? Rick Hahn has basically walked into every trade scenario, taken his balls out, and laid them on the table. I don’t know how to react as a fan, because I’ve had more fun watching these trades play out than the actual games. In Hahn We Trust

“It’s just hard to believe the dog was nasty when she took Lamby to every green room with her when Girls was still a thing 4 years ago.”

A few stray observations.

I hate not being able to make out exactly what’s being said, so I frequently turn on closed captioning, but I’m constantly toggling it on and off because having it on can be annoying for several inter-related reasons:

I personally am praying for Harris-Duckworth.

National Suicide Hotline: 1-800-273-8255

No one hates the Cubs more than I do, but christ, just let them have their fun for another day before going on seemingly pointless rants about how they may or may not end up like Boston fans. As Barry said, they get until their parade and then they can go fuck themselves (paraphrasing).

I’m really glad the Cubs won. I’m happy for the players. But man the fans are going to be insufferable after this aren’t they?

I’m leaving the state if they make it to the World Series. Fuck these people.

But you already know his response to that question:

You weren’t by chance at Illinois State at that time, were you? They had us all gathered in the quad with the Blo-No police on a megaphone saying go back to your rooms...I may have screamed “take it to the streets” while drunk and shirtless, wielding a broom, and caused a stampede. We made it all the way to 55.

So many pastel colored shorts and Sperrys

I already got my Cubs fans friends telling me how I should root for the Cubs because “in 2005 I rooted for the White Sox” ... like I fucking asked them to do so. As long as I’m not actively rooting AGAINST the Cubs, take that and run with it.

You think Cardinal fans are bad? Wait until Cubs fans finally taste success

...k