You should probably avoid clicking on articles that say “Star Wars” in the title.

He sampled the song Children for his ode to sex with an underage girl?!

I am so excited for mine to arrive!!

Um, no. Starship Troopers is a masterpiece.

Whaaaaaaaaat?! Starship Troopers is brilliant.

Bastard.

I am midwest, born and raised. And I found this story (and the writer's descriptions) hilarious.

After hearing your side of the story and weighing it carefully, I'm still going to rule that you are a huge piece of shit.

You are an asshole who likes to treat people poorly. You have proven further through your comments that you are a vile person. Insulting people by calling them "retarded" illustrates that you are a zero human. Crawl back to your hole.

You know what doesn't show character? Or class, for that matter? Calling someone "retarded". Throwing hissy fits. Also, your post here. Ain't no one going to listen to anything coming out of your mouth now. Cheers!

i read your first line and didn't read the rest because you're a fucking asshole.

This is what my response will always be when ppl try to call me African American

Meanwhile, many frats move to establish a "Cosby Bed" in their houses.

Kirk.

This is a good comment. But I'm a nerd so I'll ruin it.

"After further review, it has been determined that the ball carrier was not facing Mecca at the time of his celebration; therefore the penalty stands."

Met my boyfriend 6 years ago on OKCupid, moved across the Atlantic be with him 3 years ago.

My beloved and I met on match.com 8 years ago. Been married for 5 years. Look forward to spending the next 30 years proving the naysayers wrong!

That's insanely short-sighted.