I can see the conversation now:

pizza?

Filling out my Future Divorce Papers...

you my friend....win the internets today!!!

Circle Jerks.......#notalljerks

SHE PERPETUATES GRACE, COMPASSION, DIGNITY, NOBILITY AND MOST IMPORTANTLY......'MURICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sly squatches.....sly squatches

although he never responds to my Skype video chat invites....I guess he's been busy...

If the Kardashians were sasquatch(es)....then we can make a show of men hunting them and never finding them....#bestshowever

Must go home and chant to forget....#throwoutalltherosesingarden

is it bad I'm chuckling way to hard on this comment....um no

fucking nut job......karma will get it's due soon enough

Blerghman Turner Overdive

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The dude abides....the dude abides ;-)