Given that this is in Florida, the first things they tried were probably 1)Drugs, 2) Guns, 3) Putting animals down their pants...

They have lots of sand to bury their heads in, though!

It was literally mentioned in the report as the reason researchers started studying building sink rates, which is explained in the article. 

“The 35 buildings in question include the Ritz Carlton Residences, The Surf Club Four Seasons, Trump Tower III, Trump International Beach Resort, and several other high-end condos.”

Finally, a late-model Porsche drops in value.

With the amount of money the airlines make every year...I’m sure they can figure something out. 

You forgot wet lawn as the 4wd gets stuck there.

Smart roofers and aluminum siders throughout the galaxy are alive because they turned the job down. They knew the risks were just too high that some left-wing militants would blow the place up. My friend was killed in the explosion - he didn't even finish the shingling! 

Contractor on the Death Star. “Clerks” Kevin Smith is a genius.

Didn’t some high school kids get killed in one over Thanksgiving?

Back in the early 90's, out with some HS friends, I pulled a bit quickly into a 7/11 parking lot and aimed for a back corner spot. What I did not see was a peninsula sidewalk sticking into the middle of the parking lot, which I hit at speed and square and fully ramped our 1989 Camry right over the 5' width of it! One…

Wait, wait, wait... Wouldn’t you want to AVOID Burger King if you have IBS?

Havent you heard? Mars is covered in a super smooth layer of asphalt, waiting for elons to colonize it 🤣

Aside from the District of Columbia, New Jersey is the most densely populated state in the country, most than three times as densely populated as New York state. Why isn’t it entirely plausible that the most densely populated state has the most people flying drones and the most people to observe them?

You get a star for your post.  I wish I could give an extra several thousand stars for just the first paragraph.

One time I was driving to work and I got hit with a massive attack of IBS and there was a Burger King to the left of the road so I swerved across 4 lanes at speed and right over a curb-height divider I didn’t register was there. I was in a heavily used 10 year old Corolla at the time. It incurred zero damage.

Yeah, I don’t believe it. Here’s the real explanation.

In drones’ defense, would you land in New Jersey?

I am honestly surprised the adjuster assigned to this claim let it pass because there are SO MANY red flags

Still the most amazing dipshits driving these things around.