If they aren’t sending it to him by Tweet he isn’t going to read it anyway.

But then you’d get JD Vance- the guy who thought Handmaiden’s Tale was a how-to manual.

Just convince Donnie there aren’t any centerfolds in that pop-up book and he’ll ignore it.

Fairly certain he’s already an orange zombie so don’t hold your breath for that pine box.

I’ve said this before but I wish I could transport conservatives back to their vaunted golden age of unrestricted emissions and giant v-8s and see how long it takes before they choke on the fumes.

Im sure the officer’s report will say that the train was aggressively approaching and failed to obey commands

we investigated ourselves and found the train at fault

Police departments actually actively avoid people who are “too smart”. Many depts reject applicants with IQs deemed too high, believing they’ll become dissatisfied with the job and want to leave.

“It’s unclear why the officer parked on the tracks”

Officers responded by emptying their clips into the back of the departing train. 

It won’t matter, republican judges will ultimately dismiss claims against their DOGE czar of any wrongdoing

warning is one thing, but for a car that advertised this on their main website:

I mean, I would have assumed the Cybertruck could be exposed to water or sunlight without falling apart, but we all know how that worked out. I’m sure SpoiledSeafood will come to tell us all about it, but I wouldn’t be surprised if the cars themselves lie as much as their God does. If there is a disclaimer, I would be…

Oh boy....change out “cars” for “real estate” (bitcoin? hookers?), change the date to 2029, and the location to Mara Lago, and let’s have this convo again.

Probably picked it up at Idi Amin’s garage sale One owner, some bloodstains I know what I have 

Yes it’s so sad that these supercars will no longer be stored indefinitely in the garage of a dictator collecting dust.

To be fair, they were obtained by looting the people of Syria for decades so it all works out. And “But this classic ferarri deserves better?” Then Ferarri shouldn’t have sold it to Assad.

Ah yes. As you can see over here there is a 4th gen Escalade in it’s natural habitat. With the hood up because the AFM ate the lifters and the 8L90 took a shit.

In three years, Toyotadyne will become the largest supplier of basketball computer systems. All power forwards are upgraded with Basketdyne computers, becoming fully unmanned. Afterwards, they dribble with a perfect operational record. The Toyotanet Funding Bill is passed. The system goes online August 4th, 1997.…

Throw in some kind of blockchain Web3 angle and you have a winner!