I’d absolutely drive that over a fake Ferrari.  Twice on Sundays.

Unlike the Panzertruck and the Fauxrarri, the Rodius isn't pretending to be something it's not.

That embroidered prancing horse is more desaturated My Little Pony than mighty stallion.

A Fiero with a 350 and a 5-speed manual? I’m listening.

Outside of a Cybertruck, you couldn’t find something more embarrassing to drive than a pretend Ferarri.  I guess if you enjoy being laughed at - NP.

So far, you are in the 4 percentile.

Not just the US and Mexico. Cuba has territorial waters within the gulf.

Duh.

I just wish Hunter S. Thompson could organize his eventual state funeral.

Let’s just put the word Trump in front of every land fill that is Superfund site.

Hitting a coyote could have only happened in a 737 Max, as well.

Anyone remember how we were going to rename french fries “freedom fries” because the French opposed the invasion of Iraq?

In my defense, Apple Maps told me it was a road!

Mare Incognitum, or here there be idiots to the north

Exactly what I came to say. Goddamn cowards. 

Cowards

FTFY.

So...they were in the parking lot instead of the tarmac?