This is the sign you’re not going to like the candidate that’s hiring you.

As much as I want to say these people got what they deserved, I know that at least some of them were just doing whatever they could to earn a buck.

We all know what this was...

Canadian geese are the raging assholes of the bird world.

No no no no no no no. Down here in the Sixth Borough of New York, also known as Palm Beach County, Sinatra and Sansabelt slacks slide in easy like bagels ’n’ lox.

I am a cultured snow bird from New Jersey, thank you very much, and it will be Old Blue Eyes. 

Things went well, all things considered. The aircraft was passing through 4,000 feet, so no pressurization wasn’t a big deal and a busted windshield is better than ingesting birds into the engines. The pan-pan call here basically means something’s broken and it’s an urgent thing, but the aircraft isn’t in immediate…

Sinatra in Florida? What are you, a commie? The only acceptable 8 tracks for that trip are Merle Haggard or Hank Williams. Hank Williams SENIOR, thank you very much. Junior was sketchy.

Those birds noticed a defect in QA and were gonna talk!

Everything looks clean and straight, body, interior, even underhood looks very tidy and unmolested.  Nice Price.  Add plumbing and you have a mobile alternative to tiny house...

Well hitch up my belt, get me in the left lane on a Florida highway doing 50 with my left blinker on and pop some Sinatra in the 8-track, I have an early bird special dinner to get to. 

Great weekend cruiser. You may have to leave a little earlier to accommodate for the less powerful 335-Series V8 towing all that tonnage, but what better way is there to arrive at Sunday Dinner in style?

I didn’t have to mess with the hinges even on the car where I had to open the door at 80mph to get the window to seal after it was down. Mind I had to set the timing belt in a parking lot multiple times that car was such a pile.

My favorite so far is Frail Blazer.

To steal a phrase, it’s for the same reason a Soviet RBMK reactor used graphite tips on its control rods - it’s cheaper.

That “pros” list is pretty weak.

Wait, I have a question.

My wife saw a post that called it the Deplorian.   I’m still giggling about that one.

It’s...perfect...

incEL Camino.