I hate AI and yet somehow that is an insult to AI.

We have to think past November and fathom the terror of Vance, and his caged wife. This is IMPORTANT.

I don’t think my vote will actually do anything lol.

I save money for nice booze by eating my neighbors pets... wait, that's a different Republican boogeyman.

Trump will make things affordable by making almost everything cost even more.

I’d buy that for a(n inflation adjusted) dollar!

I will bring automobile manufacturing back to the highest level in the history of our country...it’ll be like it was 50 years ago.

I have a question that might be as dumb as the speaker of this story.

Word salad and confabulation, he may have more amphet... uh, “energy” I mean, than Joe but he doesn’t have much in the way of executive functioning going on up there. Most political speeches are fluff and filler but they are cohesive fluff and filler at least, this is fluff from a pillow that got sent through a wood…

Bring it back baby

“Here I am, we’re leading, we’re leading in the polls, we’re leading by a lot. We’re leading by a lot. They said, ‘Oh, we don’t have to worry about him.’ Oh no, they have to worry about me. Boy they don’t like me. You know they used to like Obama. They used to like, they like Biden, you know why? They got away with…

Don’t insult stupid motherfuckers like that. He’s somehow worse.

“Trump has died” will be the most beautiful sentance I will ever here. Its amazing how that fat orange tub of shit hasn’t had a massive coronary yet.

Thats a bad take.

I hope the helicopter crew were at least the ones to airlift him to the hospital. But I’m assuming the darkly hilarious turn is that they had to call in a totally different helicopter.

An object specifically designed to be camouflaged at night by using light absorbing flat paint.

fallen tree is not the same thing as a camouflaged helicopter parked on an active snowmobile trail.

Fallen trees are to be expected in the woods, on trails, etc. Not a camouflaged helicopter.

♪ ♫ I wear my sunglasses at night

Daaaammmmnnn...

U.S. Army Black Hawk helicopter that was parked on a trail