Phoebe > Joey

“I can come up with 50 reasons why we have to call it off and we fail as a company. I’m not dying. No one is dying under my watch - period.”

Perhaps the AI that wrote this was asked to come up with a topical reference, and that was the best it could do.

Cool, then get a radio and store it in your basement until you need it. No need to force auto makers to put it in your car, most likely buried under 3 submenus.

Technologically, AM radio is probably the cheapest, most robust way to reach the most people quickly.

Yes, it’s awesome to find an AM radio broadcast of Coast to Coast AM during a night drive down a dimly lit country road. It’s the best way to consume tales of sasquatches and alien visitations.

If they want to keep AM for public safety, they can pick one frequency and reserve it across the United States. Clear out 5 KHz of the best spectrum and treat them like the EBS where you can activate it in affected areas via a few 50-100 kW antennas. Use it for regional emergency weather alerts, national security…

If only a bipartisan immigration bill could be crafted to relieve much of that problem. Wait! One was drafted and ready for consideration but Trumpsterfire directed his drones in the House of Republicants to scuttle it - preventing a Biden “win”. Oh damn.

These are the kind of stops cops should be making and charging people for, not “5 over in a 55.” I also think that any money collected for traffic stops should go into traffic safety programs, not law enforcement budgets. Make people pay for their own driver’s (re)education.

It seems like it could’ve been an honest mistake by the construction company

Thanks! I was getting close but wasn’t there yet. I had even seen “HOLE HOLDINGS, LLC” come up but didn’t realize Cards Against Humanity was using a shell corporation for it.

There was a hilarious chat about this on Reddit yesterday. A number of Redditors had bought into the Kickstarter that Cards Against Humanity started to fund the land purchase. The Redditors were have an amusing discussion about starting an HOA and charging Elon for trespassing. 

Somebody slap a Pulitzer on this man.

WELL

The only person I feel bad for in all of this is the billionaires son. Wasn’t he, like, scared to go in the first place? 

Technically, heat-death of the universe refers to when the stars burn out and free energy approaches zero. Heat death is cold, ironically.

He’ll just get out his Sharpie and fix the map.

He brought out the “nuclear weapons” line like he had no real answer so he just brought in the ultimate zinger to shut everybody down. The perfect *ahem* trump card to win all arguments, suitable for anytime you either don’t have an answer or are tired of the debate, perfected by small children playing with action…

I mean, he is right. Just like how gigantic asteroids colliding with Earth are a threat to manufacturing jobs in Michigan. Same thing with the heat death of the universe.