I think it's important that we deal directly with the dumb spouse. Therefore, UncleWalty, I am going to aim this directly at you. Stop trashing your spouse on the internet. It's one of the most dumb things you can do. If you can clean up your side of the street, maybe she won't think you're so dumb.

Step 2: divorce. Your spouse probably deserves someone who respects him/her a bit more than you do.