Good to know a 50 mph crash is equivalent to driving off a 7 story building. Buckle up, kids.

It worked.

I wouldn’t call it a non-issue when the VP is too stupid or reckless or entitled to follow kindergarden-basic instructions.

When I was 16, I learned the hard way not to stick it in 1st with the clutch in while going 50. Fortunately it was my Mom’s boyfriend’s car and not mine. :)

I used to love watching these take off from the airbase in Doha.

“I don’t give a shit if you’re ok, I WAN’T THAT CAR OFF! NOW!!”

So what I hear you saying is you don’t like candy corn?

Always easier to blame a person than a system.

Almost looked like this one:

So did I at about the same age - terrifying.

Because winning a race somehow proves you’re not a woman-beating douche bag.

“Using Tesla’s drive system of course.” Seriously? Tesla’s got nothing on the stock 1.21 Jigawatt Flux Capacitor.

Pshaw. I'd take it for the tax bill.

What ever happened to imitation being the sincerest form of flattery?

Another plane in plane incident occurred in 2001 when China wouldn't allow the EP-3E it crashed to fly home. So the boys disassembled it and flew it home in an Antinov AN-124-100.

I've been living in Thailand for five years and I still almost pull out into the wrong lane from time to time. It's hard to break old habits.

No kidding. Rub one out and immediately go see a shrink.

Literally nauseating.

I saw the bad part but kept waiting for the catastrophic failure part.