I appreciate the specificity of this.

Trump was pushed to condemn the white supremacist terrorists; he waited an obscenely long time to do so after shamefully equivocating Saturday. And then, once the populace forced his hand, complained that he was not receiving enough credit for having done the right thing.

Things you should never do in a CVT vehicle:
1) Drive a CVT vehicle

This is the first plane to use the Air Force One callsign, not the first presidential aircraft.

He should of been charged with attempted manslaughter or reckless endangerment at the very least at banned from the sport.

I feel like creating a second account just to give you more stars.

She did. They arrested her for arson because she lit it up with those hot moves.

I’d put that on a resume.
Responsibilities: Creating fire underwater.

And what happened during the 2 months and 400 miles since the car passed the inspection? For all we know the guy parked it in an ocean.

Do you know oil filter don’t catch everything?

Might I suggest you change the title to “first 500 miles”. Because what you have now suggests every 500 miles.

I know we live in the Era of the Modern Car.

Code brown. I repeat: code brown.

Twitter’s motto should be “Dumbing down the world... 140 characters at a time”

Wow, it makes flying redundant.

I was not.

Need to avoid your bodyshop....

Your 'not being a dick' game needs some work. A genuinely useful article, forwarded to a colleague, thanks Kimberly.