Almost looked like this one:

So did I at about the same age - terrifying.

Can some smart Python wizard out there please post step-by-step instructions on setting this up locally in Ubuntu or (preferably) on an AWS appliance?

“There’s no way an apple product could have such a flaw.”

My company had been accepting PayPal payments for over 3 years. Then one month, at the end of the month (a week before payroll) I went to transfer our PP balance to our bank account like I had done for the past 35 months. Unfortunately PayPal decided they needed some extra float and so I was informed, without any…

Because winning a race somehow proves you’re not a woman-beating douche bag.

“Using Tesla’s drive system of course.” Seriously? Tesla’s got nothing on the stock 1.21 Jigawatt Flux Capacitor.

It lets you connect your batteries to the power grid reducing your power bill. It can also work as a portable shaver, lint remover, white noise machine, and food dehydrator.

I heard they’re throwing in one of these for free.

Now to figure out how to get hold of my own electric ducted fan with 22lbs of thrust.

Pshaw. I'd take it for the tax bill.

What ever happened to imitation being the sincerest form of flattery?

Another plane in plane incident occurred in 2001 when China wouldn't allow the EP-3E it crashed to fly home. So the boys disassembled it and flew it home in an Antinov AN-124-100.

I've been living in Thailand for five years and I still almost pull out into the wrong lane from time to time. It's hard to break old habits.

Protecting water pipes from expanding and contracting concrete?

A little profanity adds emphasis or flair. Too much shows laziness or incompetence.