My troop leader was an herb growing witch who made every little girl feel like she could do anything in the world and more. During one of our meetings we found an injured dove and she said we should take it in and care for it and if it lived, how wonderful and if it died, then it would have died surrounded by warm…

*Buys 10 more boxes of cookies*

At least tint your windows if you intend to endanger all of our lives.

I’m wondering what the customer experience is like though, how much pressure or old school tactics are they still using. I haven’t bought from CarMax, but we did sell a car to them, and it was the least painful experiences I’ve ever had at a car dealership. They gave us an offer, we did the paperwork, we left with a…

The opposite side of having HOAs is having David Tracy as your neighbor.

I guess they will be recycling their Christmas red filling for those limited edition Red Wedding Cookies?

“Nobody believed in us.”

Yeah, everyone hated Luc Longley. I’m sure Luc Longley’s mom didn’t even have a Luc Longley Jersey.

Except he won the tournament...so by using the logic that a caddy is a valuable asset, this is one hell of a caddy to help a total stranger win the tournament 

I was checking the wording for that exact reason and he clearly.intenda to pay 50k. He was very careful not to say “what he deserves".

Meh, I was into Steve Kerr before it was “cool.”

“Also while im not against diversity in living spaces, is it really so bad living among a bunch of whites? Like you’d feel uncomfortable and downcast as a result? Thats kind of a bummer.”

First year lawyers in NYC make $180K. That’s why I lived there. If I were a lawyer in your town, I’d probably have made $35K.

They can prevent the Raiders from playing in their home stadium. But if they play in Santa Clara, the 49ers would almost certainly get a cut of the rent, which would make them want to approve the deal.

Wizards are going to have to declare a national emergency to pay his contract.

“this could’ve easily printed money for JLR,”

Honestly, UGG Salesman probably would not have gotten him fired, and would have been pretty exceptional.

I wish I could rewind/replay and see the different reactions for a dozen different chyrons.

You remember that Sunday morning, two months after dad left, you wake up and notice mom’s hair is seriously mussed, and then you walk into the kitchen and dad is making eggs like the past eight weeks never happened . . .