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this jabroni got a flight canceled after creating the wifi network “galaxy note 7,””

PICTURED: Jared Stillman, fashion critic

I was an EMT, I treated strokes.

If you can’t talk, just call 911 and keep the line open. If you don’t respond, or if you can just moan, they’ll send the fire department to investigate.

The EMTs need to keep you from choking, so they’ll likely lay you down on your side so they can vacuum out your airway in case you

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I’m pretty sure he said ‘Raine Mada’.

The same reason I don’t google “gmail” every time I want to check my email, but congrats on your minimalist phone lifestyle.

If you’ve ever been to Hawaii you’ll know the answer is a Toyota truck.

Lebron James, in so many ways, seems like an incredible net positive for the world.

I could never have imagined it when he was being profiled by ESPN when he was like 15 or 16 and I was watching it after school. It’s incredible.

It’s going to be Wiz Khalifa

You mean a Hail Gritty.

Whenever I see Horace wearing contact lenses.

I want to argue with your conclusion about deep dish pizza but I also find any argument about deep dish pizza to be tedious and repetitive. Anyway I disagree with this idea I’ve seen from local food writers that true chicagoans don’t order deep dish.

That’s one of those headlines that make no sense until you read the article, and then you wish you hadn’t made the effort.

Show me the dead dough-eaters, CDC!

I hate myself for knowing this Dan, but Kylie is the almost billionaire, not Kendall. Kendall is still filthy rich though for being part of that conglomerate of a family.

There’s no magic number someone needs to spend on a pair of shoes to be considered a sneaker head. I hope it rains the next time you wear your OW’s out. 

I’ve bought 20+ cars in my life. I’d say the mix is at least 60:40 bad to good and probably more like 80:20 (which makes sense, the 80:20 rule is a pretty common sorting function). The internet makes hiding harder for the bad ones harder so it’s mostly getting better.

In the Northern Hemisphere, sure.  But to an Australian, it's the other way around, y'see.

Dealership is accused of fraud.

Javy Baez knows where Carmen Sandiego is at all times.