Why is it a surprise to anyone that Dan Levy is guiding his team to Schitt’s Creek?

They have a arrachera skirt steak situation that’s pretty bomb.

I always assumed that was the moisture and heat from the meat causing it to get soggy, not the cardboard?

...well at least they’re keeping the Fiery DoritoHHHHH FUCK!

hey man don’t blame me because older MacBook airs have shitty screens

Quit Nagying your special teams, Jon!

How did the windows roll down as fast as the airbags deployed?

As a kid (and by “kid” I mean until I just googled it 30 seconds ago) I always thought that Garlique got rid of garlic breath. I think that’s because they said something like “Garlic is good for you, but it gives you such bad breath!”

Yep, that’s all® folks. 

I drove a Gallardo at the Las Vegas Motor Speedway. What should have been a thrilling and memorable experience left me with one singular memory: having to wear a helmet, and my head jamming up against the headliner the entire time. It was extremely uncomfortable.

I was at Foot Locker Thursday and the LeBron 23 jerseys were deeply discounted. Even if they’re able to bring them back up to full value, no one’s going to buy them for fear that they’ll change next season...

Makes sense - I was just thinking about how you could easily get a 2-3 year old E Class or 5 series and nobody would be able to tell it’s used. You solve the problem of wanting a nice car, etc..I just also know that some people LOVE to toe that line of having nice stuff but not have it be tooooo nice, lest people…

Probably doesn’t want to be too “showy” by getting a German car, either. 

That battery pack looks like it would scrape on just about anything.

I would lease the shit out of this.

I don’t care how many Deadspin/GMG articles I read a day, I’ll probably never remember what Tronc is without googling it. 

Saved By The Max was probably the single worst food experience I’ve had far-advance reservations for. And by “probably” I mean that I can’t think of any others, so I guess that makes it the de facto worst.

Fuckin’ right, Dan. 

I was openly mocked, to my face. I realize how mean-spirited you need to be to mock someone to their face for doing nothing besides silently riding a scooter very slowly on the bike path, but honestly, no one has just randomly mocked me on the street really ever in my lifetime. 

Yeah but you have Steve Kerr, man. The Tom Hanks of the NBA.