Have you ever taken an Uber for work, Aaron?

I think you’re wrong to think the word “anecdote” means what you think it does.

I also want to thank members of the beer community for forcefully saying, ‘check your privilege,’ as I clearly needed that check.

Benzos like...Xanax? Really?

Borderline freezing cold CL is the best beer in its class, assuming that the class is the 3 major light macrobrews.

Can’t you just go to the library of Congress and do some research here? Or is that not how that works?

I’ve tried going into Untuckit 3 different times to find a shirt, because the concept of having all these fits is great. However...they don’t fit me. Which is pretty awkward.

Is the idea that you’re effectively creating a steam effect on the shoe?

Those tasty, tasty insurance payouts. 

The whole “NY vs. Chicago pizza” thing is really just New Yorkers whining about something being different. People in Chicago like NY pizza too, unless they’re just being defensive about the onslaught of needless disrespect.

What else is bothering you today?

Well thanks for bringing a swell of all the awkward shit I’ve ever done back into my mind. Can’t even muster the courage to watch the video and I’m already cringing. 

The blissful irony of him wearing a Jordan Brand hoodie.

Allow me to swoop in and file the same patent with any screen other than a 4:3.

Didn’t think to try these! My dermo recommended Cetaphil Moisturizing Cream - a step up in thickness from their lotion. While it absorbs much faster than a lot of other lotions/creams, I still find myself avoiding it if I’m about to head out the door because I don’t know if it’ll dry by the time I get to my car. And I…

Didn’t think to try these! My dermo recommended Cetaphil Moisturizing Cream - a step up in thickness from their…

Hated Luc Longley but lowkey did want a Scott Williams jersey, how’s that for a deep cut?

This just in: if you shove a bunch a shit under furniture, it becomes a place to store stuff!

I wanted a Steve Kerr jersey pretty badly back in the day. But that was before you could get whatever the hell you want.

With shower farting, it’s the humidity that’ll getcha.

So the 49ers can block the Raiders from playing in San Francisco proper via territorial rights, but can’t prevent the Raiders from playing in the 49ers own home stadium using the same clause?