I assure you that your life will be much easier if you just click one of those affiliate links on the Deadspin feed and buy a damn antenna. 

I thought it was S&L.

Better Find a Church

Rolls-Royce, Bentley, and Lamborghini all entering the market will certainly make JLR question just how ambitious they can be.

Soul Cycle is fine too, but you have to pay for it, and these sites don’t like anything you must pay a lot for that could otherwise be replicated for little-to-no expense.

It really complements tacos, etc. in an amazing way. And like you said, it delivers a healthy amount of heat. It’s delicious.

It really complements tacos, etc. in an amazing way. And like you said, it delivers a healthy amount of heat. It’s…

Citing player safety concerns, the officials blew the play dead early. 

I couldn’t help but wonder if Trump buying all that food himself violated some sort of NCAA statute.

What about working at Füshun

I really look at Global Entry as costing $15 since I would have gotten Precheck regardless...and, honestly, $15 is worth skipping the line even just once. It’s even worth the potential that you MIGHT use it once, even if you seemingly never go out of the country.

I’m not Scrooge, but Superman’s Dead

“You can easily grab 3 of your buddies, pull it off, and store it in your yard...”

Probably an unpopular opinion, but I LOVED Need for Speed: The Run. From the moment you drive through San Francisco all the way to the end, I thought it was a blast to have a racing game with (what felt like) a storyline. 

In that second-to-last tweet - a tweet meant to clarify the confusion - Woj STILL fucks up which Brooks is which!

What we found when my wife was pregnant was that more often than not, you end up with a sugar bomb instead of a good, well-balanced non-alcoholic drink. Granted the nicer cocktail bars are generally better at this, but we still have a long way to go.

A friend brought a bottle of Drake’s Virginia Black Canadian Whiskey to my holiday party last year.

Have you ever left South Carolina?

Half of these restaurants you either straight up won’t be able to get into (as mentioned with the Aviary) or the wait will be insane.

That pig face. Those green beans.

God, I need to go back soon.

It’s probably more calling the pre-Alzheimer’s guy a dumbass for not having his estate affairs in order.