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Curious about how effective these are to counter a snoring partner more than the neighbors. 

Do yourself a favor and just turn it off for any messaging app that you can. Read receipts cause unnecessary stress and problems more often than they provide benefit. I’d prefer not even seeing if other people have read my messages or not.

Where have you been the last 10 years? BMW, Mercedes, etc. have stop using actual motor size to represent in their naming system.

These are bold words coming from a man who looks like Stuart Little was cast in Entourage

My sister and I were raised wealthy and we left our bubbles at different times—me in about 9th grade; her post-college. Neither of us live off of our parents now and we support ourselves as best we can. We are aware of our privilege, in part due to our parents always requiring us to have jobs, etc. Sure, we were lucky

“He .... has been wearing a soft cast.”

Did you both have the now required car seats until 10+ years old?

The only people making excuses for buying a SUV are commenters of this site. Same people that justify an automatic because “the wife”.

I honestly don’t know what I like more, Angry Albert or funny Albert (acknowledging that sometimes he combines the 2 to great effect) i’m leaing towards funny Albert, but when he writes with undisguised rage like the above it helps remind me that no matter how much I might like the idea of being a writer, its a good

Not a fan of Hendrick’s heavy cucumber flavor. I prefer citrus-dominant dry gins. It isn’t classy, but New Amsterdam is probably my favorite gin in the world and it’s $12 a fifth.

Funny, my emergency accountant couldn’t stop any of the seven shots my ex-wife took at my tax return.

Foster had seven stops and one H&R Block.

Well.. it’s a halo car..

the Save America’s Pastime Act

I swear to God this actually happened to me, maybe 18 years ago. And that was just the smaller snake. He also had me stay and watch his albino, Burmese python eat a dead chicken. On top of all that, I also bought a pitbull along with my 8-ball.

That’s a fresh tomato sauce, and absolutely nothing like Rao’s. Nothing wrong with fresh tomato sauce for some occasions, but it in no manner is the same kind of sauce as a premium jarred sauce that has been cooked for hours on end.

Great scoop.

Thankfully it was blurred out on the Japanese broadcast, so no one at home saw how dreadful it truly was.

I’m not crazy, but my LOW PRICES are!!!

Are we really going to start getting in her ass NOW about her fucking atrocious “singing”?