That name’s too long. Let’s shorten it a little bit.

I saw Bird in a bar once. He had the biggest head of any human I’ve ever seen.

Chug Truthing since 2014:

Managed parking garages in Chicago when I first came out of school. My buddy I wore the full valet uni for a Halloween party one year to a friends house in the ‘burbs. We stayed out front for 30 mins and not one person refused to give us their keys....

ENHANCE.

Actually, I am surprised someone had the balls to report him.

Drew Magary - [sees shorts]

I heard a rumor that Tim’s out-of-work brother was going to move into the extra room in his pants.

While James celebrated, the kid went and scored at the other end.

Typical herb post

A spice joke, how oregano.

Tide to go

Tide to go

“Act like you’ve been there before”

Adam LaRoche would like to have a word with you.

Secret deodorant? He either likes women's hygiene products or he enjoys being surprised.

Despite the fact that Simmons has, uh, limited camera appeal...

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Sub-par yogurt that supports workers? HamNo has never been so torn.
This is like if Cross Fit made fun of New York.

Also, shout out to Siggi’s! I’m sure it’s overpriced yuppie garbage but I love it.

Also horse vaginas

I fully believe in smuggling illicit alcohol to the elderly.