Secret deodorant? He either likes women's hygiene products or he enjoys being surprised.

Despite the fact that Simmons has, uh, limited camera appeal...

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Sub-par yogurt that supports workers? HamNo has never been so torn.
This is like if Cross Fit made fun of New York.

Also, shout out to Siggi’s! I’m sure it’s overpriced yuppie garbage but I love it.

Also horse vaginas

and doesn’t even check on the other driver. Fuck this guy.

My favorite part is how he angrily exits his car, throwing his hands to the heavens as though the whole thing were an act of God.

I fully believe in smuggling illicit alcohol to the elderly.

One time my brother threw a quarter into the toll tray from two cars back (the guy was one coin short and taking forever). The gate went up and I actually applauded from the passenger seat. This is the only thing I’ve seen that compares to that.

why yes we do

“You ask why not a BMW, Mercedes? We want a technology company that builds a car, not a car company that tries to build technology.”

+ 525,600 minutes.

I dunno, it depends on where it’s playing. The quality of the Theater should play into your decision. Also, are you buying tickets from the box office, or third party? So many questions really, there's no good way to answer this based on the information you've presented.

Can’t stop watching this for some reason.

The IOC would feel really bad about this, but in their defense, the bribes were exceptionally large.

Hey, just wondering, why call out Venmo for the 3% credit card fee...when Square Cash has the EXACT SAME FEE?

“If I had $10 for every free throw I missed...Wait, I do.”
-Shaq

I was at the game last night and all I can say is I want Doc Emrick to be the master of ceremonies at every meaningful event in my life.

Oh, I remember Sevendust.

Rugby does this, the “penalty try,” and it really helps clean up play near the try line.