'It's nice but not ignore-new-england-penalties nice' - Dean Blandino

Don't competitors in other sports have families too?

How is this NOT a .gif?

This is a football school. They all lie about degrees.

That's not so easy when it's home.

Chicago's meatheads will have a parade that starts at Ditka's in the suburbs and ends at the one downtown.

Dear Watt, I wrote you but you still ain't calling

BRACK FRIDAY BUNDARU!!!!

+1, but needs more serving suggestions regarding crusty bread.

By: Albert Burneko

You do write with the same conciseness demonstrated by many attorneys.

The Knowledge is just a jaw-dropping, unfathomable achievement.

So... what you're saying is: success doesn't depend on who you replace Drew Bledsoe with, just replace him.

How do you not kick onside here? Worst case scenario is that they fall on it at like their own three yard line. Best case you're first and goal on their five or so.

"See Nick! I told you I used to play a little ball back in high school! Did you see that, I was just like 'BAM! Stiff arm!' "

Next week will be even crazier

I like their breadsticks :/

2 minutes for ruffing.