You'd think a hockey player would keep better track of which line he was on.

"I can see how men who like to play with hoses could be a distraction."

Counterpoint:

Reporter: Mr. Els, do you have any response to Tom Ley of Deadspin, who offered the following advice to you after your disastrous three-putt: "Next time, try to take things slowly and do less putts."

who doesn't love minions

A glimpse into the mind of Joey Crawford.

GO HOME SPIKE LEE.

Can we agree that almost all in-game interviews are stupid and pointless?

As with most other things in Sochi, those burgers were assembled only three days ago.

And of course they'll snap the moment you apply any pressure.

[game starts]

Now I don't know what to think.

I'm still waiting for Under Armour's magnetic, one-handed zipper to debut!

I want to see his cousin, Addison, the 25 year old trust fund bear with a minor cocaine problem and no job.

I'm not sure what part of that made the guys from Century 21 come in and try to sell her a house.

I don't blame fans at all for not wanting to buy tickets for these games. Last year's Super Bowl proved that even if you sell out an NFL playoff game, there's still no guarantees there won't be a blackout.