I’d like to think they’re getting paid by someone else to be there, so they still have to work and thus can’t really completely check out - but yeah, I had the same thought.

Maybe it was cops getting all fired up and wanting to go out and catch ‘em some street racers.

Well...since you asked (deep breath):

You only get the free tires if you steal the ball?

Gotta break that raw dog food up into raw dog food dust and mix it in with the kibbles. Give the dog no choice but to take it all or leave it.

I’ve wondered if it’s a cultural thing. Similar to some people saying “car”or “truck” vs. others using “vehicle.” Vehicle might be more accurate in some scenarios but I get irrationally annoyed by it. But I think in different parts of the country, saying vehicle is just what you do.

Maybe I’m being a bit dramatic on the quantity here, but I think I had at least 10 recalls on my 2008 Lexus IS?

Shitting at a stadium sucks, but the worst place I’ve ever had to shit in my life was before the Indy 500 at a port-a-potty in the Coke Lot. I had to change my shorts after completing my mission, and that was despite getting all of my shit where it was supposed to go.

I read through all of these on the full list more or less taking quick note that their year is listed with their name.

+1 lifetime of free hot dogs, no drinks

Sounds like you don’t support our troops.

I’m on probably my 3rd noot super thin case for my iPhone 6...not bad for a sub-$10 case over the last 3 years. It was recommended right in the Gizmodo comments and I took the tip while also being furious that I had to get a case in the first place. The phone was just way more slippery than the 4 or 5.

Scooter prefers to ride solo.

Tried watching...but then my dog started barking at my computer so I had to turn it off after a minute or so. He’s still barking and giving me a weird look.

Given the literal wording of the rule, I think you just might be right.

I was so pumped to see RTJ at Lolla this year. I dragged my wife and thanked her for being a good sport, knowing she’s not super into hip-hop, and certainly not songs where listening to the words are half the fun.

Speaking of simple burns, I was listening to Future’s “Same Damn Time” remix yesterday.

Diddy opens the track by shouting “You n****s can’t multitask!”

Out of all the basic rap burns you hear all the time (“you’re a lame,” etc.) I couldn’t help but appreciate how beautiful that one is in it’s simplicity. Diddy is so…

Counterpoint: The Bears went to the Super Bowl when you (and I) were likely in college. And as much as it sucks being a Bears fan more often than not, watching Devin Hester in his prime was pretty fun.

These people will now pivot to “why can’t he just use proper grammer?” in response to “I wasn’t doing nothing, man.”

Drake brought KD out at his Oakland show...the fact they’re friends is hiding in plain sight.