They also threw in the obligatory “_____ is NOT from Chicago...he/she is from a SUBURB!”
bimps
bimps
In all seriousness, I can’t get Uber to direct their drivers to my street address - their GPS directs them to my alley every time and without fail the driver gets confused and drives around for 10 minutes. Uber’s response was to tell me that I could set favorite locations in my app.
Oh God...pineapple has 16g of sugar per serving? That’s it. Literally nothing worth eating is healthy.
This is great!
I have had my Spotify linked to my Uber account for awhile. It has only worked once...and the driver got so startled they started fumbling around, apologizing. Haven’t bothered trying to use it since.
Do you mean Matisyahu or Frank?
It’s been like 4 years, and to this day every time I hear the word “chug” I immediately start thinking about whether making a butt chugging joke is possible. When will it end?
Get a ring consultant...like Adequate Man told me to do last year.
I listen to the Sleep With Me podcast. Works better than anything else I’ve tried (short of, you know, medicine).
Not to be a stickler, but...
Love them...provided you’re using it before it spoils, and not leaving you with a clean shirt but smelling like vomit.
Love them...provided you’re using it before it spoils, and not leaving you with a clean shirt but smelling like…
<Awkward silence>
I recently remembered this would have been the Chicago Olympics and, as much as I'd like to think everything would have been built...would it have, though? Takes like 4 years to rebuild an intersection here.
When I was younger ALL I wanted was a Scott Williams #42 Bulls jersey. Looked at every Sportmart/Sports Authority trying to hunt one down. No dice, ever.
I was registering for my wedding and had to explain to the guy working there that my chef’s knife selection was very important because the President gave Charlie Paul Revere’s knife and balance is very important.
It’s weird for me for a slightly different reason - I was a huge Bulls fan back then, and haven’t given a damn about the NBA since. The Warriors are too fun to not watch.
Ugh that guy in the pink hat wanted a high five so badly. I feel so awkward watching
Guess I shouldn’t have pulled the trigger 3 hours ago
Guess I shouldn’t have pulled the trigger 3 hours ago
This place I like uses Sun Noodle as their supplier, so I was happy to hear you can find their Tokyo Wavy Noodles around the country: http://sunnoodle.com/store-locator