It’s refundable? I could do worse things than park $1,000 there for a couple years.

A completely reasonable summary. I hated this entire article for the most part, but can’t argue when you put it that way.

My boss’s boss called me out for writing an email while peeing literally 10 minutes before this was posted. I argued that, while gross, probably isn’t as gross as my phone is in general...because I haven’t figured out an “approved” solution for disinfecting the damn thing. This does not make it OK! I thought poorly of…

I thought the first rule is that it doesn’t matter if you win by an inch or a mile, winning is winning?

I waited AT LEAST a year and a half to get my Lexus recalls taken care of. I got the “brake situation that might kill you” taken care of right away, but amidst the flurry of other random recalls, I waited. I finally brought my car in a couple months ago for all the little recalls...and got a piece of mail 2-3 weeks…

Lots of brands create “war rooms” for the Super Bowl, making sure they have all the right people in the room to react quickly if they see a social opportunity - the brand team, all their agencies, their legal departments, etc. It sounds weird, but whatever...it allows things like Oreo’s “Dunk in the Dark” to happen.

I didn’t know about that song, thanks for posting. But it sounds like Future re-recorded it (for Jumpman or otherwise) because it’s slightly different on “Right Now.”

So, you’re not in denial?

Bloc Party dropped a new record just a week or two ago. I describe it as “I guess I would listen to that while I’m driving,” and I actually still consider myself a Bloc Party fan.

Will never forget picking up some of the silver Rohtos at a Walgreens in a suburb of Chicago, and the teenage cashier immediately going “woooooah a-ha-ha yeeeeeeah man, I love these, they’re like waterfalls...for your eyeballs!”

With due respect, you gotta go with the Arctic Rohtos.

I guess I’m pretty immune to almost all human sounds after sleeping in a cold dorm for 2 years in college. It changes you.

I could definitely see Johnny Manziel thinking that a geotagged photo would be just the irrefutable evidence he needs. Nobody could question it!

Great, high quality native content here for Gawker Media. I clicked on it and most of the shit on the page was telling you how to get a bigger dick or bigger boobs. Didn't read a damn thing about cars.

It really is delicious...

How much we talkin to put one of the pet ones on a roof deck? Seems so much easier in the winter...but I have literally no frame of reference for the cost of these things.

Shoutout to Jolie Kerr for telling me to clean the midsoles of my sneakers with WD-40. That and some Jason Markk cleaner can make just about any pair of kicks look as good as new.

So he was eating the guy’s eye, right?

Really wish we were at a point in society where we surpass Everything-gate.

If we’re talking Verizon, your only choice is to actually NOT subsidize the phone to keep your unlimited data. Their tactic to get you to give up your unlimited data is to say that they won’t give you any money off your device if you want to keep the data.